OMG YOU GUYS. Just got back from Knowing. WHAT A HORSE TURD.
Look, I'm not going to ruin it for you but if you want to avoid spoilers, I suggest you steer clear of Indian Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull and, say, the Left Behind series. Or, you know, ANY MOVIE NICK CAGE HAS BEEN IN IN THE LAST 10 YEARS.
Why is Nicolas Cage Hollywood's go-to guy for something-is-wrong-and-unbelievable-i-know-it-sounds-crazy-beautiful-lady-but-you-gotta-trust-meeeeee!? It's like watching your gross uncle and how is it even sort of believable that he gets Jessica Biel in that one movie?
I am done with you Nicholas Cage, NEVER AGAIN.