Today, me and my 2nd grade mullet are featured on www.sexypeople-blog.com. I still maintain that this is not a mullet-proper — mullets start at the crown of the head — as it was really more of an overgrown rat-tail at the nape, more of an Alladin Sane, if you will.
I am fully prepared to take total credit for this haircut, as my mom attests to repeatedly trying to talk me out of it, but I would not hear it. I attribute this to the hours of MTV I watched as a very young kid. I would stand on the couch — with a golf club shoved between the cushions, and tennis racket for a guitar, in nothing but G.I. Joe underwear — singing